Going to town on Karachi and Painting the City Red: An Open Letter to Karachi

Dear Karachi, Ptooey ! Did you know thatās an onomatopoeia? A written sound, in other words. Or more precisely, per the Merriam-Webster dictionary : Definition of onomatopoeia T he naming of a thing or action by a vocal imitation of the sound associated with it (as buzz, hiss ). Ptooey! Thatās the commonest written version of the sound that is presumably made when you spit. Why presumably, you ask. Well because the esteemed composers of the dictionary obviously did not travel to our city prior to drafting that onomatopoeia. Paan -splattered flowerbed outside the ER where author works Why do I say that? Simple. Have you ever spat on a wall here? You donāt have to. You donāt need to. Simply look around and you will observe several fellow Karachi- wallas spitting away as if participating in a well-orchestrated symphony. And not just on walls, but also on footpaths, roads, grounds, gardens, flowerbeds, schools, col...